No need to set your alarm clock Wednesday!

  You read it right! Forget the alarm clock and
sleep in!
   It's OK.
   It's September 5th and that's "Be Late For
Something Day!"
   I like the idea behind this "Holiday."
   At the very least it gives you a chance to
get even with all those other people who
don't show up on time for you!
   I mean, how often have you left home
a half hour early to make sure you got to
your doctor's appointment on time?
   But....did you physician come in to see
you right on time? Not likely!
   Did you ever check the paper for the
starting time of a movie, then make sure
you were in your theater seat at the
"appointed hour?"
    Did the feature start on time? Or did
you find yourself sitting through 20
minutes of coming attractions first?
    Celebrate the day!
    Be a procrastinator! Do it now! No.
Put it off awhile! But wait. If you put
off being a procrastinator....does that mean
you're on time?
    This could get confusing!
    Tell you what. Start your day behind
schedule and you'll probably be late for
everything else all day.
     Have a great day!
     Hope, however, you're not late for
dinner and that all your NEWS is good!