Chillin With The Chiefs!

    I ran into the President yesterday. And
a Roman Centurion. There was an Indian
Chief too. And a few other characters I
can't really identify.
    Who knew they'd all be at the same
place on the same day?
     That place was Country Junction, near
Lehighton. The business describes itself
as the country's "Biggest General Store."
      There are a million things on sale
there. Everything from peanuts and pets
to furniture and hardware.
      And then there are the statues!
Life sized mannequins of characters
like President Obama and Chief....ah....
well...I'm not exactly sure what chief.
       I'm also not quite sure how many
shoppers are actually looking for a
statue of the President or any of the
others I've mentioned. Or seen.
       But, if you want to get something
for that person who has everything, these
statues may just do the trick.
        Or perhaps you live in a high
crime area and could benefit from the
image of a Western Gun Slinger
standing on your front porch!
         You'll probably need a pick up
truck to get any of them home.
          Come to think of it you'll likely
need a pick up truck full of money to
buy one anyway.
          Think I'll just stop by to visit
them from time to time!
          Hope you'll stick with the Pink
Flamingos and that all your NEWS
is good!