BIG or SMALL?

     TUESDAY, JUNE 16TH

       "BIG or SMALL?"

    So...in the 1988 movie "BIG"
Tom Hanks discovers a Fortune
Teller machine called Zoltar and
is granted his wish to immediately
grow from a kid to an adult.
    Low and behold..what do I
find on the Wildwood Boardwalk
but a Zoltar machine! It was
calling out just like the one in the
movie!
    Now if I went to the machine
and asked to grow older, odds are
someone would have had to call
the coroner.
    Logically then, I wondered if
this magical machine would make
me young again?
    As I wandered away I began to
think it had worked! A Tram Car
had to blast out it's warning as I
stood in its path........as any kid
might do.
     Next I found myself in front
of the Curley Fries stand! It's my
favorite food joint on the Boardwalk
and I've been visiting it since before
my teenage years. Was I back?
     This could work out really good,
unless I'm trying to get into a PG13
movie! On trying to ride a bike
without a helmet! Or saying I don't
want to eat broccoli.
      Hey, maybe this "kid thing"
really isn't so great!
      Then again, I seem to be
worrying prematurely. My knees
hurt.....guess my age hasn't
changed after all!
       Hope your wishes, whatever
they are, come true and that all your
NEWS is good!