WAITING FOR MY FORTUNE!

  SUNDAY, JANUARY 21ST., 2018
    WAITING FOR MY FORTUNE!

    As I write I am waiting for news on
my fortune!
    I've never had any luck along these
lines before. I never received a dime
from that guy in South Africa who
said there was a lot of money in my
name stashed away in a bank there.
     All I had to do was send him my
Social Security number and bank
information for him to get it released
to me. I didn't get a chance to answer
him right away because I had to take
out the garbage. Then I forgot. Guess
he thought I didn't care.
       A couple weeks ago, however,
my daughter-in-law's Dad found my
name on a state list of people who had
money owed to them. He provided an
address to file a claim so I decided to
follow through.
      This week I received an email from
the state indicating my claim is being
processed and I can expect an update
in the near future.
       I don't think it's connected to the
guy from South Africa because there's
a note indicating the amount is under
one hundred dollars.
       Maybe it's a mistake. Maybe they
meant to say it was under a hundred
million dollars! That's probably it!
       Gee under the new tax code I
could really be in  the money....if I'm
in the money!
        I'll let you know as soon as my
ship comes in! Hope all your NEWS,
and mine, is good!