"HE DID IT!"

   FRIDAY, APRIL 13TH., 2018
               "HE DID IT!"

     Whatever goes wrong today, if
anything does, don't worry you're
covered!
       You see this is the first Friday
the 13th of the year and as such it
is also "Blame Someone Else Day!"
        According to holidayinsights.com
the blame for this day goes to Anne
Moeller of Clio, Michigan. On the
first Friday the 13th of 1982, Anne's
alarm clock did not go off, and she
over slept. As a result, she was late
for appointments all day long.
According to the story, she spent the
day spreading the blame, and making
excuses for being late.
        Now it's your turn! 
        The only problem is, while you're
busy blaming someone else for
whatever, that someone else may just
be busy pointing the finger at you!
        I would have warned you about
this day sooner but I was afraid Mark
Zuckerberg would have blamed me
for causing trouble on Facebook and
done so in front of congress.
         Hope you have a good alibi
for everything and that all your NEWS
is good!