THE BIG SPLIT!

  FRIDAY, AUGUST 30TH., 2019
            THE BIG SPLIT!

   Well as I reported in my Thursday
blog our two oldest granddaughters
left their homes of 18 years and
moved into to their respective
dormitories at Susquehanna
University.
    Their Moms, Dads, and
brothers turned out to help them
move in. Their Grannie and I
were there too!
     It was quite a split! Oh....not
them moving away from home.
I'm referring to the large split in
my trousers my wife discovered
as we made a rest stop while
driving to the school!
      We both agreed it might not
be the best first impression to
offer to the 660 incoming
Freshmen class and their families
attending Orientation Day!
      Fortunately there's a Walmart
not far from the university! You've
heard of "Wash and wear slacks."
In this case it was "Buy and wear."
       A helpful clerk snipped off
the tags on my new trousers as
I exited the Fitting Room, then
escorted us to check out where
we simply had to scan the bar code
and pay our bill!
        Hope I get long wear out
of these new slacks and that
all your NEWS is good!