It's The Real Thing!

   It's the "Real Thing" friends!
   Today is "National Have A Coke
Day."
   Being a non coffee drinker I tend
to observe this day every day. Although
I do sway to Pepsi and Dr. Pepper from
time to time.
    The recipe for Coke has been around
since the late 1800's. It originally contained
9mg of cocaine per glass! That's been gone
since 1903.
    But the drink must still be habit forming!
1.8 billion glasses of Coke are served every
day.
    And judging from my on line research you
should probably keep a supply on hand even
if you never plan to drink it!
    Coca-Cola isn't just for drinking! You can
us it to:
    Clean a toilet.
    Remove Blood stains from clothing.
    Remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers.
    Clean car battery terminals.
    Loosen rusted bolts.
    Remove grease or milk stains from clothing.
    Clean eyeglasses.
    Coke has also been mentioned as a Home
Remedy First Aid treatment!
     The caffeine in a Coca-Cola supposedly can
help thwart an asthma attack!
     Some say you should gargle with the soda to
soothe a sore throat, or a jelly fish sting.
     There are even those who use it to condition
their hair! I haven't tried that yet!
     I intend to memorize these attributes to counter
the arguments of those who don't understand why
I never order a coffee!
     Coffee won't help me when that jellyfish
attacks and probably won't do a thing for my
hair.
    So let's all teach the world to sing in perfect
harmony and have a Coke today!
    Hope your rust spots come out and that all
your NEWS is good!