THE SKY IS FALLING!

    FRIDAY, JUNE 5TH., 2020
      THE SKY IS FALLING!

  If only we had listened! Bill Gates
warned President Trump about the
danger of a pandemic back in 2016.
Leaders of America's "minority
communities" have been predicting
mass demonstrations to promote
social justice. And now we learn
Chicken Little was right all along!
THE SKY IS FALLING!
Of course Chicken Little never
gave us exact dates. But NASA has!
   An asteroid about the size of the
Empire State Building is headed
towards earth right now! It's going
about 285,000 miles per hour!
   But wait! There's more!
   Another asteroid is scheduled to
scheduled to swing by on June 8th
and a third on June 24th.
    Now we're told not to fret,
    The asteroid due tomorrow is
suppose to miss us by over 3 million
miles.
     I thought I'd get ready just in case
they're off a bit on those calculations.
     Of course I hope they're right and
that all your NEWS is good.