Gun Control!

  Quote the Second Amendment all you want. I
have come across the perfect example of why we
must have Gun control!
  At the very least I believe it is iron clad proof
that some "weapons" should be banned!
  It came to me during a visit to Cabela's in Berks
County yesterday.
  We like to go there from time to time to look
around and, in my case, sample taste treats like
Buffalo and Elk burgers that you can't get very
many places.
   But Cabela's is also a very large outlet for
guns. The store offers all kinds of rifles, shotguns,
and pistols.
    Yesterday the sound of shots could be heard
throughout the building. They never seemed to
end. It was enough to drive you nuts! They were
louder that the country western music that's
piped through the PA system.
    Now don't misunderstand me. No one was
physically injured because the guns were
fired. It was just all that darn noise!
    This gun must be banned!
    I ask all of you to join me in this campaign!
    The gun in question is made of wood. When
pumped, it expels a small cork that's attached
to the barrel. Pump it again and the cork
is pulled back in to be ready for the next shot.
Each shot emits a loud "Poping noise." And,
with practically every kid stopping to try the
thing, the noise is never ending!
   "Pop! Pop! Pop! Over and over...all day!
   If we can't get rid of this infernal gun we
must, at least, conduct an inquiry as to why
parents allow their kids to keep trying the
thing! Remember...Guns don't pop guns,
kids pop guns!
    Hope we all get some peace and quiet and
that all your NEWS is good!