Sunday, May 5, 2024

WHO DO YOU KNOW?

   MONDAY, MAY 6, 2024

    WHO DO YOU KNOW?

  It's May 6th friends. The beginning

of "Update Your References Week !"

Good references are very important.

They are people who know you, know

your work history and ethics, and are

willing to vouch for you and your

character! I haven't thought much

about references or resume's since

I retired. But I recently signed on

to the "Linked In site" which

connects people in similar

professional fields. One of the

benefits offered is a list of

current job opportunities. 

Initially it got me to thinking

about the fact my resume'

hasn't been updated for years.

I'm always had a list of prominent

individuals willing to speak up

for me. But the only way to reach

most of them these days would be

to hold a seance!!! Maybe my

wife would.......no....on second

thought that probably wouldn't

work! Perhaps I'd better just

stay "retired!" Hope your

references are up to date and

that all your NEWS is good!  


Saturday, May 4, 2024

TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!

     SUNDAY, MAY 5, 2024

 TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!!  

 

  May 5th is "National Astronaut Day"

in honor of  the day in 1961 when Alan

Shephard became the first American in

space.

      Although many of you may not know

it I count myself as a true pioneer of the
space program!
    I have an extensive history of looking
into space. I did a lot of it in school. I
called it research. Various teachers used
some other descriptive terms.
    Truth be told my interest in outer
space probably started with those glow in
the dark stars that were pasted on my
bedroom ceiling.
    Then, there was Flash Gordon and his
arch enemy...Ming The Merciless! Now
there's a real villain's name! I watched
those chapters on TV as often as I could
get away with skipping Sunday School.
They always ran on Sunday mornings.
     Next, I enlisted in the Rocket Ranger
Corps! It was a television series about
space and I even got an official Rocket
Ranger shirt! My wife tucked it away in
one of our closets waiting for the day I'm
called back to active duty.
   I still remember our song...well at
least the last part. "From the sands of
Mars out to the distant stars, we're the
Rocket Ranger Corps!"
    Lest you think all of my space activities
were limited to movies and TV I think it
only fair to tell you I was trying to launch
a rocket into the atmosphere long before
NASA!
    I had a red rubberized rocket that was
suppose to lift off with pressurized water.
    It worked. But not to my satisfaction.
    So, being a sort of "Scotty" of my time
(Star Trek people will understand) I tried
using a Cherry Bomb as the power
source.
     I don't know exactly how high the
rocket went. But I do know I saw some
stars!
     The authorities (in this case my
parents) prohibited any further
experimentation on the proving grounds
(my back yard) and so, my career hopes
were dashed! At least at that time.
     I still find myself staring into space.
     And I'm pretty sure I still have that
red rocket packed away somewhere around
here! Now, if I can just find a Quarter Stick,,,,
who knows have far I can go?!

      

Friday, May 3, 2024

GRUMPS KEEP OUT!!!

  

     SATURDAY, MAY 4, 2024

      GRUMPS KEEP OUT!!!

   This is May 4th. It's also "Grump

Out Day!" We all see enough grumps!

They're out there every day just waiting

to cross our path. So, this unusual holiday

was set aside to ignor everything grumpy

and replace it with everything positive

you can think of! Maybe some jokes.

Maybe a call to and chat with an old friend.

Maybe work on a project you've been thinking

about. This is a day for smiles. Not for Grumps!

So spread some cheer and enjoy a "grumpless

day!" That way all your NEWS is sure

to be good! 


Thursday, May 2, 2024

CLASSICS FOR THE KIDS!

      FRIDAY, MAY 3, 2024

    CLASSICS FOR THE KIDS!

 This week is "Children's Book Week!"

I should point out there's another in

November too. It may surprise you

to know it is the longest running

literacy initiative in the country

having been started in 1919! It's an

effort to get kids involved in reading

at schools, libraries, and at home

and encourages adults to partner with

the children by reading to and with 

them. It's time to pull out the old

classics like the Little Red Caboose

and the Little Engine that Could. I

have a small collection of children's

books that I share with our grandkids.

I've alls written some kids stories

featuring a character I call Prince

Claude. A bumbling monarch who

goofs up everything he does and

makes a mess of things. Of course

my wife is convinced those stories

are actually my autobiography!

Hope you and your kids or

grandkids will do some reading

and that all your NEWS is good!

Wednesday, May 1, 2024

TRAPPER DAVE

    THURSDAY, MAY 2, 2024

           TRAPPER DAVE

   I've been "on the hunt" lately

and, I must say, with some degree

of success! I have captured 5 skunks

over the past month. How do you

capture a skunk you may ask?

Carefully. You set a trap, place the

bait inside, then cover the trap. The

cover keeps the animal calm and

the trap prevents the skunk from

raising its tail to be able to spray!!!

Now, however, there is a new

concern. I have a mouse. The 

trap won't work on mice. So I

set out to find, rather than build, a

better mouse trap. I found several 

at a local market but they all

work on the same principal. A

sticky surface on a small pad

can literally trap the mouse in

his, or her path! But...what do you

do with a rodent trapped on a sticky

pad? I wasn't very impressed

and elected to go with a old fashion

trap that will dispatch the mouse

very quickly! Hope to get rid of

it by the time you read this! Hope

you're mouse and skunk free and

that all your NEWS is good!

  

 


Tuesday, April 30, 2024

THE EGG AND I !

      WEDNESDAY, MAY 1, 2024

          THE EGG AND I!

  Welcome to a brand new month!

The month of May. And here's 

egg-actly how to enjoy it! Have an

egg!  It's no yoke, I mean, joke! You

see May is "National Egg Month."

This sometimes underrated

food can be very beneficial for you!

Eggs can improve your muscle strength,

brain function, eye health, and even

help you with weight management!

And there's so many ways to enjoy

them. You can have them scrambled,

over easy, even hard boiled. So begin

the month with some eggs! You're

bound to feel "sunny side up!" Hope

you do and that all your NEWS is

good!


Monday, April 29, 2024

A WARD OF OUR OWN!

   TUESDAY, APRIL 30, 2024

    A WARD OF OUR OWN!

    Well my wife made it home on

our Anniversary! Sort of! She was

allowed to leave the hospital where

she has been fighting pneumonia

but she remains a patient as part

of a new program that brings the

hospital into your home! An

electronic system sends all of her

vital signs to a 24 hour monitoring'

station in real time. She wears

what amounts to a transmitter on

her wrist and she's hooked up to

an oxygen system which can be

regulated here depending on her

needs. Two nurses set up the

"DeCosmo Ward" and explained

all the apparatus and set a

schedule of tests she will administer

herself. There's a table with a built

in Zoom connection to a doctor 

who can brief her whenever

needed. All she needs is an in

house nurse. Looks like that might

be me! A day or two of that could

find her reapplying for a room in

the hospital! Still, there's nothing

like healing at home! Hope you're

all well and that all your NEWS

is good!


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