Thursday, May 16, 2024

THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

          FRIDAY, MAY 17, 2024

    THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

  I've done a lot of writing as a radio &

TV reporter. Even wrote a few poems

and some articles for newspapers. But

today we salute a newspaper owner

and reporter who started writing stories.

And did he write! He wrote 41 novels, 

some 83 short stories, about 200 poems,

and 24 scripts for stage productions!

His name was Lyman. But he

preferred to be known as  L. Frank Baum.

Of course the story for which he is best

remembered is "The Wizard Of Oz"

which he originally entitled "The

Wonderful Wizard Of Oz." It was

first published on this day in 1900!

Most everyone has seen the 1939 movie

version staring Judy Garland. Baum

wrote a musical stage play about Oz

a couple years later and then 13 squeal

novels based on the Wizard story! So

now you know the "man behind the curtain"

was Lyman Frank Baum! And there's still

no place like home! Hope you're well and

that all your NEWS is good.



Wednesday, May 15, 2024

ONE MAN'S TRASH....

   THURSDAY, MAY 16, 2024

      ONE MAN'S TRASH

   This is "National Hording Awareness

Week." It is an observance created in

2014 by the Fire Chief's Association

to make people more aware of the

possible dangers involved in storing

too many things in one's home. I must

admit I am a bit or a hoarder, although

I would describe it as "collecting" 

rather that "hoarding" things. My wife

is just the opposite. She like to clear

things out as soon as possible. Women

are more likely to be that way. That's

why so many men don't have the

baseball cards they were saving as

kids. Their mother's threw the cards

in the trash!. Toi my way of thinking

if I have something for which there

seems to be no use I'll eventually

find a use! Or, if I keep something

long enough it will become valuable!

Take my Solar Eclipse glasses for

instance! They were a big deal this

year. Now they seem to be useless.

But I've saved them. You see there

will be another Solar Eclipse. Sure,

it's not till 2044. But I'll be ready!

Will you? Hope you will be and

that all your NEWS is good!

Tuesday, May 14, 2024

ONE FOUL BALL!

     WEDNESDAY, MAY 15, 2024

           ONE FOUL BALL!

     For those who didn't already know,

this is  "National Foul Ball Week!"

When you go to a ballgame and a

foul ball comes your way the natural

instinct is to try to catch it or grab it 

after it lands and then you get to keep 

it!  But that hasn't always been

the case! Up until 1921 if you got a 

foul ball the team made you give it

back! But on May 16th of 1921 a

31 year old businessman, Reuben

Berman, went to the Polo Grounds to

watch the Giants play the Reds. He

caught a foul ball that came his way.

But when an attendant came to retrieve

the ball he tossed it towards other

spectators. Nobody knows who ended

up with the ball. But we do know that

Berman was escorted from the ballpark!

He got his ticket price back but he said

the team had humiliated him. So, he

sued the Giants for $20,000! The case

ended up in the Supreme Court. Berman

won! Bu he didn't get the $20,000, The

court awarded him $100. Still the team

realized that if each foul ball into the

stands cost then $100, it was cheaper

to let the fans keep the balls! So head

on out to the old ball game and if you

should happen to grab a foul ball, you

can thank Reuben Berman! Hope you

do, that you're well, and that all your

NEWS is good

  

Monday, May 13, 2024

PICK YOUR STEP!

      TUESDAY, MAY 14, 2024

         PICK YOUR STEP!

  It's May 14th and a great day to

celebrate. This is  "Stars And Stripes

Forever Day!"  That famous march

was written on Christmas Day

in 1896 by John Phillip Susa! And

it was first preformed in public on

May 14th of 1897 in Willow Grove,

Pennsylvania near Philadelphia.

Perhaps a serenade would be in

order? If you're not the "marching type:

there is an alternative to consider.

You see May 14th is also "National

Chicken Dance Day!" Whichever

you choose celebrate and dance

(or march) to the music! Have a great

time either way and may all your, NEWS

be good!

Sunday, May 12, 2024

HOP TO IT!

   MONDAY, MAY 13, 2024

              HOP TO IT!

    Well friends it's May 13th and the
big day is finally here.
     This is Frog Jumping Day!
     What do you mean you've never
heard if it? It's always celebrated on
May 13th!
      Frog jumping can be traced
back to Mark Twain's first short
story "Jim Smiley and his Jumping
Frog."
      There are places where they
have Frog jumping contests every
year on this date! And they can last
for hours.
       We almost had a frog for a pet
one time. My wife captured a
tadpole from an area street and
brought it home in a large glass jar.

It got to the next
stage of development but then it
croaked Too bad. We could either be
entering some jumping contests
today or enjoying Frog legs!
          Well, anyway, now that you're
aware of this unusual holiday I
expect you to celebrate! If you don't
have or can't get a frog you'll probably
just have to hop around all day!
             Hope you enjoy the holiday
and that all your NEWS is good!
       

Saturday, May 11, 2024

TODAY'S "OTHER" HOLIDAY!

       SUNDAY, MAY 12TH. 2024

TODAY'S "OTHER" HOLIDAY!

Most folks are celebrating Mother's Day
today and rightfully so. But there's
another holiday to observe today.
May 12th is one of those unofficial holidays
most people don't know about but I figure it's
my job to keep you informed. It's odometer
day! The odometer is that little cluster of
numbers right below your speedometer
that tells you how man miles your vehicle
has traveled since it was built.
The odometer has been around a long time!
There are records showing a primitive
odometer type device being used during
the Roman Empire. Makes you wonder if
pre owned chariot dealers rolled the things
backwards to take off a few leagues!
When I started driving, which was not in
chariots by the way odometers had only
5 digits. We all longed for the day we'd
hit 99,999 miles then drive one more
to set everything back to zero. It was
like having a new car!
Now-a-days the odometers just keep
rolling along, much to the disappointment
of many used car dealers.
 Anyway if you'd like to celebrate the
occasion I'd suggest a drive along the
block at least to turn over a digit or
two. In light of the stay at home
advisory I hope you won't go too far
and that all your NEWS is good. 

REMEMBERING ED LEAR!

    SUNDAY, MAY 1

 REMEMBERING ED LEAR!

  Welcome to May 12th everybody.

It's Limerick day! This particular

date was selected because it is the

birthday of writer Edward Lear who

was famous for his limericks. The

word Limerick comes from Limerick,

Ireland. Realizing this was the day I

quickly tried to compile one of my

own. A Limerick is usually a humorous

verse of 5 lines, the last one rhyming

with the second. So, I offer mine in

celebration.

   I know this in Limerick day.

  But I can't think of just what to say.

  My mind's in a fog.

  But to finish this Blog.....

  Hope your NEWS is all good on this day!

   

 

Friday, May 10, 2024

A GREAT DAY TO CELEBRATE!

    SATURDAY, MAY 11, 2024

A GREAT DAY TO CELEBRATE!

    If you're looking for a reason to

celebrate you've come to the right

day! May 11 is loaded with unusual

"holidays!" It is, for instance, Miniature

Golf Day. It's also National Windmill

Day and National Baby Sitter's Day.

But there are two special observances

scheduled today that may spark your

interest. I'm sure they will for the

young! This is "Eat whatever you want

Day!" Forget the diets and labels. Forget

whether it's good for you or not. Just eat

what ever you want! May night is also

"Stay up all Night Day! And, when

you think about it, if you eat whatever

you want (and as much of it as you

want) you are very likely to find

yourself celebrating "Stay up all

Night Day" too! Well, whatever

you're celebrating, I hope you

enjoy yourself and that all your

NEWS is good!  

Thursday, May 9, 2024

THE SENIOR CLASS!

   


    FRIDAY, MAY 10TH., 2024
           THE SENIOR CLASS!
    I know. You're probably thinking
this is all about graduation. Well it's
not. At least not exactly. You see May
is "Older American's Month." You
know. "Seniors!"
    I'm certain I'm one of those older
Americans but I'm not exactly sure
when I, or you, or anybody qualifies
for the category.
    When I was a kid I was pretty sure
somebody was "old" when they were
in their 40's or 50's.
     My timeline for that observation
seemed to increase as I aged.
      I know there was a time when
the term "Senior Citizen" was used
to describe anybody over 65. But my
AARP magazine now makes note
of personalities who attain 50 years
of age or above. If they're 50 I'm still
calling them "kids!"
     Remember all those Senior Citizen
Centers? Now a days they're "Active
Older Adult Centers."
     Whatever we "older Americans" are
being called I appreciate the fact we're
still around. As our former Pastor used
to remind us, "Everybody wants to get
to Heaven but nobody wants to leave
today!" I agree!
     Hope those of you who are older
Americans are enjoying this month
and your life and that all your NEWS
is good!

Wednesday, May 8, 2024

MISSING!!

  THURSDAY MAY 9, 2024

             MISSING!

     Yesterday was "No Socks Day."
Today we should all pause for a moment
to observe "Lost Sock Memorial Day."
      I'm sure that most of you, like me,
have witnessed that moment when you're
placing your freshly washed socks into
their drawer when you suddenly find
one lone sock without a partner!
       I have three separate piles in my
sock drawer. One is for almost new
socks. One is for those with holes in
various spots (that's the largest stack).
And one with, well, just one sock.
      I tend to believe this phenomena
is more masculine then feminine but
I'm not sure why.
      It has been suggested you spend
some time today searching for that
missing sock. As little time as possible.
      It's also been suggested you toss
the single sock if its mate can't be
located but I'm not one to give up
hope.
      I know it will turn up somewhere
someday! So I'll probably hang on to
my single sock just in case.
      Hope you've got all your socks
in order and that all your NEWS is
good!

  

  


Tuesday, May 7, 2024

FREE YOUR FEET!

     WEDNESDAY, MAY 8, 2024

       FREE YOUR FEET!

   This is "No Socks Day!" 

Supports (of the day, not the socks)

say it is a day to free your feet from

the confinement of socks and

stockings. A day to expose your

feet to fresh air. A day to walk

through the grass barefooted!

I complimented our grandson

for observing the day but he

didn't even know it existed! He

said he just happen to be swimming

and doesn't usually wear socks

when he's in the pool! No wonder

mine are always wet!!! Hope you

take the time to go sockless today

and that all your NEWS is good!

P.S. Watch where you step!

Sunday, May 5, 2024

WHO DO YOU KNOW?

   MONDAY, MAY 6, 2024

    WHO DO YOU KNOW?

  It's May 6th friends. The beginning

of "Update Your References Week !"

Good references are very important.

They are people who know you, know

your work history and ethics, and are

willing to vouch for you and your

character! I haven't thought much

about references or resume's since

I retired. But I recently signed on

to the "Linked In site" which

connects people in similar

professional fields. One of the

benefits offered is a list of

current job opportunities. 

Initially it got me to thinking

about the fact my resume'

hasn't been updated for years.

I'm always had a list of prominent

individuals willing to speak up

for me. But the only way to reach

most of them these days would be

to hold a seance!!! Maybe my

wife would.......no....on second

thought that probably wouldn't

work! Perhaps I'd better just

stay "retired!" Hope your

references are up to date and

that all your NEWS is good!  


Saturday, May 4, 2024

TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!

     SUNDAY, MAY 5, 2024

 TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!!  

 

  May 5th is "National Astronaut Day"

in honor of  the day in 1961 when Alan

Shephard became the first American in

space.

      Although many of you may not know

it I count myself as a true pioneer of the
space program!
    I have an extensive history of looking
into space. I did a lot of it in school. I
called it research. Various teachers used
some other descriptive terms.
    Truth be told my interest in outer
space probably started with those glow in
the dark stars that were pasted on my
bedroom ceiling.
    Then, there was Flash Gordon and his
arch enemy...Ming The Merciless! Now
there's a real villain's name! I watched
those chapters on TV as often as I could
get away with skipping Sunday School.
They always ran on Sunday mornings.
     Next, I enlisted in the Rocket Ranger
Corps! It was a television series about
space and I even got an official Rocket
Ranger shirt! My wife tucked it away in
one of our closets waiting for the day I'm
called back to active duty.
   I still remember our song...well at
least the last part. "From the sands of
Mars out to the distant stars, we're the
Rocket Ranger Corps!"
    Lest you think all of my space activities
were limited to movies and TV I think it
only fair to tell you I was trying to launch
a rocket into the atmosphere long before
NASA!
    I had a red rubberized rocket that was
suppose to lift off with pressurized water.
    It worked. But not to my satisfaction.
    So, being a sort of "Scotty" of my time
(Star Trek people will understand) I tried
using a Cherry Bomb as the power
source.
     I don't know exactly how high the
rocket went. But I do know I saw some
stars!
     The authorities (in this case my
parents) prohibited any further
experimentation on the proving grounds
(my back yard) and so, my career hopes
were dashed! At least at that time.
     I still find myself staring into space.
     And I'm pretty sure I still have that
red rocket packed away somewhere around
here! Now, if I can just find a Quarter Stick,,,,
who knows have far I can go?!

      

Friday, May 3, 2024

GRUMPS KEEP OUT!!!

  

     SATURDAY, MAY 4, 2024

      GRUMPS KEEP OUT!!!

   This is May 4th. It's also "Grump

Out Day!" We all see enough grumps!

They're out there every day just waiting

to cross our path. So, this unusual holiday

was set aside to ignor everything grumpy

and replace it with everything positive

you can think of! Maybe some jokes.

Maybe a call to and chat with an old friend.

Maybe work on a project you've been thinking

about. This is a day for smiles. Not for Grumps!

So spread some cheer and enjoy a "grumpless

day!" That way all your NEWS is sure

to be good! 


Thursday, May 2, 2024

CLASSICS FOR THE KIDS!

      FRIDAY, MAY 3, 2024

    CLASSICS FOR THE KIDS!

 This week is "Children's Book Week!"

I should point out there's another in

November too. It may surprise you

to know it is the longest running

literacy initiative in the country

having been started in 1919! It's an

effort to get kids involved in reading

at schools, libraries, and at home

and encourages adults to partner with

the children by reading to and with 

them. It's time to pull out the old

classics like the Little Red Caboose

and the Little Engine that Could. I

have a small collection of children's

books that I share with our grandkids.

I've alls written some kids stories

featuring a character I call Prince

Claude. A bumbling monarch who

goofs up everything he does and

makes a mess of things. Of course

my wife is convinced those stories

are actually my autobiography!

Hope you and your kids or

grandkids will do some reading

and that all your NEWS is good!

Wednesday, May 1, 2024

TRAPPER DAVE

    THURSDAY, MAY 2, 2024

           TRAPPER DAVE

   I've been "on the hunt" lately

and, I must say, with some degree

of success! I have captured 5 skunks

over the past month. How do you

capture a skunk you may ask?

Carefully. You set a trap, place the

bait inside, then cover the trap. The

cover keeps the animal calm and

the trap prevents the skunk from

raising its tail to be able to spray!!!

Now, however, there is a new

concern. I have a mouse. The 

trap won't work on mice. So I

set out to find, rather than build, a

better mouse trap. I found several 

at a local market but they all

work on the same principal. A

sticky surface on a small pad

can literally trap the mouse in

his, or her path! But...what do you

do with a rodent trapped on a sticky

pad? I wasn't very impressed

and elected to go with a old fashion

trap that will dispatch the mouse

very quickly! Hope to get rid of

it by the time you read this! Hope

you're mouse and skunk free and

that all your NEWS is good!