Sunday, April 30, 2023

THE EGG AND I, AND YOU!

     MONDAY, MAY 1, 2023

THE EGG AND I, AND YOU!

   Welcome to a brand new month!

The month of May. And here's 

egg-actly how to enjoy it! Have an

egg! You see May is "National Egg

Month." This sometimes underrated

food can be very beneficial for you!

Eggs can improve your muscle strength,

brain function, eye health, and even

help you with weight management!

And there's so many ways to enjoy

them. You can have them scrambled,

over easy, even hard boiled. So begin

the month with some eggs! You're

bound to feel "sunny side up!" Hope

you do and that all your NEWS is

good!


Saturday, April 29, 2023

HAIR DEWS OR DON'TS

    SUNDAY, APRIL 30, 2023

     HAIR DEWS OR DON'TS

     It's April 30th., "Hairstyle Appreciation

Day! Now I suppose most people would

tend to link this day with woman's hair styles/

But what about us guys? It may not be as

noticed but we go through hairstyles and

trends too. When  I was in High School

the "Flat Top or Crew cut" were popular

options. I actually visited a stylist every

other week when I was in television to

make sure my hair was as neat as could be.

These days my grandson and granddaughter

seem to enjoy running a comb through my

hair in all directions. I'm basically happy

with the style I'm wearing now..thought it

cost a lot to keep that gray up there!

Hope you're in style and that all your

NEWS is good. 

 

Friday, April 28, 2023

AFTER MY HAIRCUT!

    SATURDAY, APRIL 29, 2023

        AFTER MY HAIRCUT!

     I've had more than just a couple

haircuts in my lifetime. But I tend to

remember one more than all the others.

It was on this very day, April 29th, of

1969. I wanted my trim to be just right

that morning for an appointment I had

later that day. That appointment was in

a church and yet it wasn't a Sunday. In

fact it was a Tuesday! My Dad was

traveling the country with a play that

year and that was one of the few days

he got off. It was important for me to

have him join me at that afternoon

appointment, My Mom too. You see

that was the day I was getting married.!

Leona and I made our vows 54 years

ago today. She stole "the show" that

day so I'm not sure if anyone really

noticed my haircut. It was a great day

and it's been a wonderful 54 years.

And these days, she cuts my hair!

Happy Anniversary my love. Hope

all her (and your) NEWS is good!

   


Thursday, April 27, 2023

SAVE THE FROGS!

   FRIDAY, APRIL 28, 2023

      SAVE THE FROGS!

   Bet you didn't have this unusual

holiday marked on your calendar!

It's "Save The Frogs Day!"  It's only

been around since 2009 but that's

when the experts announced the

habitat for these amphibians was

disappearing all too quickly. They

created Save The Frogs Day to call

our attention to the value of frogs

in the eco system and calling for

efforts to preserve frogs world

wide as an important part of the

balance of nature. I'm all for it

but the only frog around my house

is a small crouched version. I

don't know if if would be included

in the preservation effort. But, why

not? Real or crouched..we wouldn'd

want them to croke!!! Hope you

and your frogs are well and that

all your NEWS is good!  

Wednesday, April 26, 2023

TIME TO RHYME!

    THURSDAY, APRIL 27, 2023

           TIME TO RHYME!

    This is "Poem In Your Pocket Day!"

April is National Poetry Month and each

year one day during the month is picked

as Poem In Your Pocket Day. It's a day

to encourage poetry reading and to share

pomes in person or on line. In honor of

the day I've decided to get serious and

share one of my pomes as part of my

Blog. I've written a number of poems.

Tow have been turned into songs and

I won a poetry contest aboard a train

in Canada a few years back. Today I'd

like to share a poem I call "The Stories

My Picture Tell." Here it is:

   The Stories My Pictures Tell

   I find myself looking at photos

   of times that I call "used-to-bes."

   They carry me back to days now long gone.

   And revive loving memories.

   Some that I see show small children.

   That now stand much tallen that I.

   Some are of family no longer around

   that may well bring a tear to my eye.

   All make a treasure more precious than gold. 

   But don't lock it away in some case!

   They're meant to be shared and meant to be seen

   So those memories cannot be erased.

    Take new ones whenever the chance comes along.

    So that someday when "this time" is old,

    Others may look at the memories you've shared,

    And learn from the stories you've told.   

    My photos will be here long after I'm gone.

    Please look at them once in awhile.  

    Remember the Love that went into each one.

    Then remember me too, with a smile!     


    If that's too calm for you keep in mind I'm

also the guy who wrote:  "Little Birdie in the

cage. How I wonder what your age.......is."

I call that blank verse. Enjoy Poem In Your

Pocket Day and may all your NEWS be good!

Tuesday, April 25, 2023

TWIST AND SHAKE!

   TWIST AND SHAKE!

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 26, 2023

        No! This is not a new dance!

It's April 26th and I had to make

a decision. You see I found two

unusual "holidays" listed for this date.

Rather than skipping one I found a way

to observe both. I'll give each one a

theme song! For the first I've selected

Chubby Checker's "The Ewist!" You

see it's National Pretzel Day amd who

hasen't enjoyed one of those double

twisted hard pretzels at one time or 

another. The first were baked right

here in Pennsylvania by Julius Sturgis!

We'll kick off our second holiday 

observation with Elvis's "All Shook Up."

April 26th is also "Richter Scale Day!"

It marks the birthday, in 1900, of Charles

Richter, the man wgo invented the scale

by which the strength of earthquakes

are measured! Which ever, if either,

you;re observing, I hope you're well

and that all your NEWS is good!

 

Monday, April 24, 2023

IS YOUR NUMBER UP?

     TUESDAY, APRIL 25,2923

       IS YOUR NUMBER UP?

  Yesterday I told you about the first

family to make a cross country car

trip from California to New York  It

was 1908 so there's a good chance

they had a license plate on their

Packard even if they were from

California. New York was the first

State to require license numbers on

cars. As a matter of fact it happened

on this very date in 1901! But while 

the State required license numbers, it 

did not provide the license plates! That

was up to the car owners! Some painted their

numbers on pieces of wood or even

on the side of their vehicle! Imagine

how that system would work in

Pennsylvania today where the State

allows motorists 280 choices for license

plate categories! It's also one of the

States that only requires a license plate

on the back bumper. Easier to spot a

get away car than one heading towards

you I suppose! At least we know license

plates serve a good purpose in Florida.

You can always tell when its Fall in the

Sunshine State!

The license plate colors change there

like the leaves do here! All the plates

from "up north" start showing up there!

Hope your registration is up to date

and that all your NEWS is good!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            


Sunday, April 23, 2023

HITTING THE ROAD!

    MONDAY, APRIL 24, 2023

      HITTING THE ROAD!       

   April 24th is a big day in automotive

history. On April 24th of 1908 Mr. and

Mrs. Jacob Murdock and their children

set out in Jacob's Packard in an attempt

to become the first family to travel across

the United States by car! Their trip began

in Los Angeles and their destination was

New York City. They made it! The trip

took a total of 32 days, 5 hours and 25

minutes! An amazing accomplishment.

But just imagine poor Jacob hearing

"Are we there yet?," for 32 days, 5 hours,

and 25 minutes!!! Hope your travles are

fun and that all your NEWS is good! 

Saturday, April 22, 2023

NOW PLAYING!

   SUNDAY, APRIL 23, 2023

         NOW PLAYING!

    

April 23rd is "Movie Theater Day!" I

always loved the movies. I've even been in

a couple!  I pretty much grew up in movie

theaters. My Dad was a projectionist at the old

Capitol Theater in Hazleton. I got in there for

free. But when I wasn't going to the Capitol I

could often be found at one of the many

neighborhood theaters we had in my home

town. There were two within 5 blocks of my

house! On weekends you could go to either

for anywhere between 13 cents and a quarter

and see a double feature, a short subject, cartoons,

and a weekly chapter with superheros like

Superman or Batman! These days a lot of

folks have those big screen TVs in their home.

But as big as they may be they're  nowhere 

near the size of the giant indoor movie theater

screens or the Drive Ins for that matter. 

There's nothing like a night out at the movies, 

or an afternoon for that matter.  And Movie

Theater Day is a great day to get out of the

house to go to see a great flick. You may,

however, find the ticket and popcorn price

just a little higher than you remember.

Enjoy the show! Hope all your NEWS is

good!

Friday, April 21, 2023

GETTING THE MESSAGE!

   SATURDAY, APRIL 22, 2023

    GETTING THE MESSAGE!

     Today is "Marconi Day." It honors

the Italian electrical engineer, scientist,

and inventor Guglielmo Marconi who

invented the radio that allowed ships

at sea to transmit messages to one

another. It was a "Marconi device"

that sent the distress call from the

Titanic after it struck the iceberg.

Marconi's actual birthday is April

25th buyt it is celebrated each year

on the closest Saturday to that date.

These days we are able to send 

messages everywhere thanks to

Marconi's basic invention in 1895.

Originally messages were sent

in morse code, a series of dots

and dashes representing letters

and numbers. Wait! I just got a

message myself! It's from my

wife. It reads..Stop talking! Get

up and clean out the shed." Thanks

heaps Marconi!!! Hope you are

all well and that all your NEWS

is good!  

Thursday, April 20, 2023

EARLY EDUCATION!

      FRIDAY, APRIL 21, 2023

        EARLY EDUCATION!

   This is "Kindergarten Day!" April

21st was selected because it marks

the birthday of Friedrich Frobel, the

man who invented kindergarten in

Germany in 1837. These days mots

every child goes to kindergarten

and many attend preschool even

before that. But when I was growing

up my school district didn't offer

kindergarten until I was in second

of third grade. I'm sure there are

a lot of people, maybe you, who

missed it as well. That means we're

at least a year behind!! But here's

a thought. My daughter teachers 

kindergarten on line! Maybe we

could lobby for a post graduate

kindergarten class to bring us up

to date! What do you think? I'm in

.........if.......there's recess! Hope

you're well and that all your

NEWS is good!

 

Wednesday, April 19, 2023

POT LUCK!

     THURSDAY, APRIL 20, 2023

                POT LUCK!

    It's April 20th friends. And for many

in the counter culture world this has been

a "holiday" for years. 4/20 has become

known world wide as "Pot Smokers Day."

It's said to have begun at a high school in

California back in 1971 when a group of

pot smokers met at 4:20pm each day to

partake of their "weed." I remember

being in Hawaii on April 20th of 2015.

We went to a Pot Luck dinner on the

beach and ours was one of the only "pots"

that contained actual food. Most everyone

else was having marijuana for their dinner!

The growth of cannabis based products

has grown tremendously as they have

been accepted as medical applications

helping those with various ailments.

Hard to believe anything allegedly

helpful to someone can smell so darn

bad! Well whether you're a "pot head"

or not I hope you enjoy a beautiful

April day and that all yoru NEWS is

good.  

    

Tuesday, April 18, 2023

A BICYCLE TRIP!

        WEDNESDAY, APRIL 19, 2023

              A BICYCLE TRIP!

   It's April 19th. It's  "Bicycle Day!"

But I wouldn't head out of your Schwinn

to begin the celebration. April 19th became

Bicycle Day after an unusual incident on

that date in 1943. Albert Hofmann was

working an a chemical lab in Switzerland

when he began feeling ill and decided to

go home. Albert came and went to his lab

by bicycle and was riding it home when

he noticed changes in his perspective. In

just a moment he started to believe his neighbor

was a witch and all kinds of colors flashed

before his eyes. You see Albert had accidentially

come in contact with a substance in the lab which

became known as LSD! Quite a "trip" for him!

Hope you're well and that all your NEWS is good! 

Monday, April 17, 2023

A TAXING SITUATION

   TUESDAY, APRIL18, 2023

     A TAXING SITUATION!

  It was Ben Franklin who suggested

the only two things cedrtain in life

were death and taxes. Of course there

was no income tax when he made 

yjay observation. It was "Honest

Abe" Lincoln who came up with our

first income tax and that was to pay

the debt run up by the Civil War!

But guess what!? That tax was

abolished a decade later. So what

happened? Well Congress happened

and the 16th amendment which

established what has become our

permanent income tax. And just in

case you didn't know today is the 

final day to file your income tax 

return for last year. Hope you get

it done, have a refund coming,

and that all your NEWS is good!

Sunday, April 16, 2023

HORSE SENSE

 


    MONDAY, APRIL 17TH., 2023
           HORSE SENSE

   April 17th, for those who didn't already
know, is "Ford Mustang Day!"
    It's the date, back in 1964, when the
first Mustangs first showed up in Ford's
showrooms across the country.
    I had a Mustang in 1968. It was a red
two door hardtop.
    It wasn't exactly the car I was looking
for. I was trading in a used Chevy Impala
convertible with a Corvette engine and a
4-speed Hurst shifter. I probably would
have kept it but my wife-to-be was not
fond of the color. It was lavender.
    I wanted another convertible but I
couldn't afford it and the hardtop was
the next best option with windows that
opened the front and back to the fresh
air.
    It was a pretty good car. The only
problem I had was a break in the
driver's seat after awhile but a welder
fixed it good as new.
    I saw a new Mustang today, I heard
it too! It roared by me several times.
(I kept catching up with it at traffic
lights).
     The straight 6 in my 68 didn't make
that much noise. I'm pretty sure it didn't
burn as much gas either! It wasn't near
as fast as the new one although those
traffic lights seemed to even us out!
      There's another factor. My Mustang
cost about one tenth of what the new
ones are selling for!
       I still like Mustangs and I'd love
to have a new one if someone decides
to make it a gift. If someone does, I'm
ready to saddle up!
       Hope it's a convertible and that
all your NEWS is good!





Saturday, April 15, 2023

THE CRACKER NAME GAME!

   SUNDAY, APRIL 16, 2023

THE CRACKER NAME GAME!

  What's in a name? Shakespeare

asked that question and sometimes

the answers may surprise you! Take

the Graham cracker for instance.

It's actually named after a man!

An evangelical minister, Sylvester

Graham, created the recipe for the

cracker in 1829. How about oyster

crackers. There's no oysters in them.

But at one time oysters were very

inexpensive and the cracker was

very popular with the stew made

from them. Then there was the fact

that the cracker had a resemblance

to an oyster shell. Hence they became

known as oyster crackers. Of the two,

however, the Graham cracker is most

everyone's favorite. Especially when

combined with some marshmallows

and chocolate to create S'mores,

a name that's just "Cracker Jack"

with most folks. Hope you're

enjoying your crackers, whatever

kind, and that all your NEWS is 

good! 

Friday, April 14, 2023

OVER 300 BILLION SOLD!

       SATURDAY, APRIL 15, 2023

       OVER 300 BILLION SOLD!   

    It's April 15th. It's "M cDonalds

Day," It's the anniversary of the day

in 1955 when Ray Kroc opened his

first McDonalds's franchise in Des

Plaines, Illinois. Of course the

first McDonalds restaurant was

owned and operated by the McDoanlds

brothers in California in 1940. They

turned it into a fast food restaurant

featuring 15cent hamburgers in 1948.

Kroc basically took over the name

and the chain with his franchise

outlets. McDonalds is now located

in 120 countries! And the chain has

truly sold over 300 billion burgers!

Even if you don't like the menu you've 

got be be happy with the convenience

of all those restrooms! Hope you're well

and that all your NEWS is good! 

Thursday, April 13, 2023

REACH FOR THE SKY!

    FRIDAY, APRIL 14, 2023

     REACH FOR THE SKY!

   Don't worry. This is not a hold

up. It is a recognition that April

14th is "National Reach As High

As You Can Day!" It is a day

in which we are all encouraged to

let our reach exceed our grasp!

It is a day to pursue your goals.

Perhaps it's something you wanted

to get done as soon as possible.

Or maybe it's a life long goal.

Reach for it today. The victory

is in trying! It's a great idea but

I made one mistake. I told my

wife about it and she handed me

a duster to reach the highest

corners of our walls. Now here

I stand...reaching high above my

head. Hope I get things as clean as

she wants and that all your NEWS

is good! 


Wednesday, April 12, 2023

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMMY!

      THURSDAY, APRIL 13, 2023

     HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMMY!

     Today we celebrate a birthday! It's

Thomas Jefferson's birthday! He was

born on this day in 1743. Thomas

Jefferson was the third President of the

United States. But he's probably best

know and remembered as one of the

main authors of the Declaration of

Independence!As such he is considered

by many to be a true American Hero!

I wanted to show you a picture of

Thomas Jefferson in honor of his

birthday but it's on a two dollar bill

and my wife dosen't like me carrying

around that much money! Maybe

you can find a photo on line? Hope

you do and that all your NEWS is

good!

Tuesday, April 11, 2023

OH DEAR!

    WEDNESDAY, APRIL 12, 2023

                  OH DEAR!

    This is April 12th which just happens

to be "D.E.A.R. Day!" Now it has 

nothing to do with your loved one or

those animals that often dash in front

of your car when you're driving through

wooded areas. I loved this day the

moment I learned about it! You see

the D.E.A.R. stands for "Drop Everything

And Read!" It's a day devoted to promoting

reading. I was just about to sweep the floor

and mop the kitchen when I heard about

this wonderful unofficial holiday. So I

dropped the mop and the broom and

picked up the closest comic book!

Enjoy your reading! Hope all your NEWS

is good!

Monday, April 10, 2023

AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND!

   TUESDAY, APRL 11, 2023

  AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND!

   Today we're saluting an old

family friend that's probably been

at your house at one time or

another. Mr Potato Head! Invented

by George Lerner was back in 1949.

Mr. Lerner came up with a set of

facial features designed to be inserted

into things like potatoes. But they were

originally also used in things like

carots or onions and the like. He

eventually sold his idea to a company

that was to become Hasbro and, in

1952, that company launched the first

television ad for a kid's toy...Mr. Potato

Head. That also became the first so 

called "Pester Ad", designed to get kids

to perter their parents to buy the toy. At

that point the facial parts were made to

be used on a potato or a Styrofoam base.

That became a problem because those

parts had to be sharp and regulators didn't

like the idea of sharp pieces being used

for kids. So the toy was redesigned with

the plastic base we see still today. Mr

Potato Head, a popular toy my wife

insists was named for me! Hope you're

still enjoying Mr. Potato Head and that

all your NEWS is good!  

Sunday, April 9, 2023

MAKING A POINT TO PAY HIS DEBT!

     MONDAY, APRIL 10, 2023

MAKING A POINT TO PAY HIS DEBT!         

    

   Today we salute one of the most

important inventions every created

for mankind! It was on this date in

1859 that Walter Hunt got a patent

for the Safety Pin! Walter owned a

friend $15 and decided the quickest

way to make some money was to invent

something. He quickly can up with the

idea for the safety pin. Then he sold the 

patent for $400, paid his friend the 15

bucks and pocked the rest. Of course he

lost out on all future revenues from the

safety pin. They used every day for pinning

cloth to cloth. name tags, and, in my case

to hold my trousers together when I pop

that center button! You get the point!

Use them carefully, that point can  be very

sharp! Hope you're well and that all your

NEWS is good!

Saturday, April 8, 2023

OUR BRITISH CITIZEN!

    


 SUNDAY, APRIL 9TH., 2023
     OUR BRITISH CITIZEN!                      

     By all accounts you might think
today would be a British Holiday. But
I'm not referring to Easter! You see
April 9th is "Winston Churchill Day!"
Right here in the good old USA!
     It's got nothing to do with the
fact that, at one point or another, most
babies resemble the World War II
British Prime Minister.
      Instead in marks the day Mr.
Churchill was made an honorary US
citizen! President John F. Kennedy
proclaimed it so in 1963.
      A couple years ago I saw the
movie "The Darkest Hour" which
recalled Churchill's brilliant
leadership of Great Britain in the                  
fight against Nazi Germany well
before our country got into the
war.
      I always liked the guy. I always
favored those who could make a
good impression through their
speech. Churchill probably would
have made a good newsman. If he
could only shake that "English
accent."
       He was also famous, of course,
for flashing that two finger victory
sign that symbolized the confidence
of the allies during the war.
       I see a lot of people flashing
the sign these days but many seem
to have forgotten you're suppose to
use two fingers! Maybe they're
not calling for victory!
        Anyway, happy Winston
Churchill Day to you all! Hope all
your NEWS is good!

Friday, April 7, 2023

DRAW PARTNER!

      SATURDAY, APRIL 8, 2023

              DRAW PARTNER!

      Don't worry! This Blog

 does not involve a gunfight at High    /       

Noon. This unusual "holiday" is "Draw

a picture of a bird day." It may sound

a bit crazy but consider the story that 

lead to this observation. In April of

1943 7-year-old Dorie Cooper visited

her uncle in a hospital where he was

recovering from a war wound. He was

feeling depressed but responded to

Dorie's request that he draw a picture

of a bird. When she saw his drawing

she said "this isn't very good but I'll

put it on my wall anyway." Her response

drew smiles from her uncle and other

wounded men in the ward. Each time

she returned everyone in the ward had

hand drawn pictures of birds to give to

her. Unfortunately, three years later,

the little girl was struck and killed by a

car. Since then April 8th, her birthday,

became "Draw a picture of a bird day."

So whatever your drawing skills, or

lack thereof, consider taking a moment

and drawing a picture of a bird today in an 

effort to bring a smile to someone's face.

Hope yours is better than mine and that

all your NEWS is good.     

Thursday, April 6, 2023

SHOOTERS & DUCKS!

    Friday, April 7, 2023

      Shooters & Ducks!

  It's April 7th gang. "World

Marbles Day!" No kidding!

It's got quite a history. As the

story goes the day, always on

Good Friday, evolves from

a dispute between two Englishmen

who were courting the same girl

in 1588! They decided to engage

in various ports competition to

decide which of them would

continue their quest for her hand.

The final, and deciding game,

was marbles and World Marble

Day was born. It is still observed

all over the world, especially in

England where it originated. Of

course there are other major

competitions including one

held in Wildwood, New Jersey

every year. Smaller marbles,

sometimes called "ducks" are

placed in a circle and contestants

try to knock them out with larger

one called "Shooters." I'd explain

in all to you but, as my wife often

points out, I lost all my marbles

years ago! Hope you'll celebrate

World Marble Day and that all your

NEWS is good. 


Wednesday, April 5, 2023

NEW BEERS EVE!

    Thursday, April 6, 2023

       New Beer's Eve!

      .

    There's a big "holiday" on tap folks!
April 7th., is "National Beer Day!" And
that makes today, "New Beers Eve!" 
    On March 22, 1933, President Franklin
D. Roosevelt, signed the Cullen-Harrison Act.
It repealed prohibition for beer. Effective
April 7, 1933, people could once more buy,
sell and consume beer. Everybody waited
anxiously for Midnight on April 6th.
    And when it came the kegs were open
and Americans consumed 1.5 million barrels
of legal beer and ale. That probably pales
compared with many Saturday nights
these days!
      I'm not what you'd call a "Beer guy."
I have some wine every now and then.
But I've never especially like the taste
of most beers.
     In fact when we visited Ireland a
couple years ago I tried to give my wife
my pint of Guinness after just one sip!
     I still know the Gibbons and
Stegmeier jingles by heart and the
scent of hops cooking as I drive by our
local brewery is not unpleasant. I just
don't appreciate the taste.
      I had one "Light beer" a couple
weeks ago and it wasn't half bad. I may
have another. Sometime later this year.
      As for "National Beer Day" I'll
probably raise a toast with my favorite
wine!
      For the rest of you, "Bottoms Up!"
Hope all your NEWS is good!

Tuesday, April 4, 2023

TURN RIGHT?

 



      WEDNESDAY, APRIL 5TH., 2023
                      TURN RIGHT?

       Most all of us have a Garmin or
       And a few of us have  heard
that little voice in our device tell us
to "Turn Right", or some similar
command, when there's no road or
street on our right onto which to turn!
They're not accurate all the time.
       But there is an option. And this
is the perfect day to discuss it. This
is "Read A Roadmap Day!"
       The paper Roadmap was once
our only way to navigate over
highways, back roads, and city
streets. Most of us picked up a fresh
edition every year either from our
local legislator, Triple A, or where
ever. Gas stations had them too. But
you had to buy them there.
        You usually keep them in your
glove compartment. If you can refold
them to get them back in there.
        We still carry a couple roadmaps
in our car. And we've used them from
time to time. Especially when our
GPS and common sense don't seem to
jive!
        And if we're still confused we
just follow the late Yogi Berra's advice.
"When you come to a fork in the road,
take it!"
        Hope you turn right (correctly
that is) and that all your NEWS is
good!

         

Monday, April 3, 2023

WHAT'S UP DOC?

    TUESDAY, APRIL 4, 2023

         WHAT'S UP DOC?

  I use that famous line from cartoon

start Bugs Bunny to introduce you to

April 4th., "International Carrot Day!"

It's been observed since 2003 with

actual celebrations in countries like

France, Italy, Russia, Japan, and of

cours right here in the United States.

80% of the carrots you buy here in the

U.S. come from California. Carrots are

somewhat unique among vegetables in

that they are one of the few varieties

harvested primarily for their root 

rather than their sprout. Although, the

sprout is eatable as well! One of their

great qualities beyond nutrition is their

great shelf life when kept in the

fridge! We've always got some carrots

around here! My wife most really

\love them. She keeps asking me for

more! 20 Karats specifically!!!  

Hope you're enjoying your carrots

and that all your NEWS is good! 

Sunday, April 2, 2023

WILL YOU BE CELEBRATING?

    MONDAY, APRIL 3, 2023

 WILL YOU BE CELEBRATING?

   This is "Don't Go To Work...

Unless It's Fun Day!"
      Wouldn't it be nice to wake up
in the morning and decide whether
you will go to work? If it is going to
be fun at work, you get up and go.
Otherwise, you turn over and go back
to sleep.
      Holiday Insights.com which
compiles a list of strange holidays
was unable to find the creator of
this one. It's likely, however, it
was not originated by anyone in
management.
      Since I am technically "retired"
I'm not facing this decision today.
 So it's all up to your working
folks. If you have fun at work go
in. If you don't, stay home.
    One suggestion if you're not
going in. You may not want to
mention this "holiday" as your
reason for calling off. I'd suggest
a cough as you phone in "with a
cold!"
     Hope it works one way or the
other, and that all your NEWS is
good!

Saturday, April 1, 2023

PB&J

           SUNDAY, APRIL 2, 2023                

                       PB&J
     Today is truly a day to celebrate!
     I'm not sure if Congress ever officially
acknowledged this holiday by resolution or
not. But if it hasn't...it should!
     April 2nd is "National Peanut Butter and
Jelly Day! But you probably already knew
that didn't you?
     Peanut Butter, or something close to it
was used by the Aztecs as far back as the
14th century. They used to mash peanuts
into a paste. Unfortunately, for the Aztecs,
they didn't have any Smuckers or Wonder
Bread with which to turn their paste into
PB&J sandwiches!
     Here in America the average person
eats 1500  peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
before graduating high school. In fact there's
a lot of folks who survive on the combination!
      As I've told the kids in my daughter's
first grade class I have my own recipe for
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I have
altered it over the years though. These days
I put the peanut butter on the bread first. I
find it easier to spread if the jelly goes on
second!
      They taste good and, better yet, the
PB&J Campaign claims that eating a
Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich is good
for the environment!
       According to the campaign, the next time
you chow down on a PB&J instead of a
hamburger you'll save as much  as 2.5 pounds
of carbon dioxide emissions, 280 gallons of water,
and 50 square feet of land! Who have believed
it? It would be practically enamoring not to
eat them.
       Peanuts are a pretty efficient food too. It takes
about 540 peanuts to make a 12-ounce jar of peanut
butter and there are enough peanuts in one acre to
make 30,000 peanut butter sandwiches.
       I can't seem to find any history on just when
Peanut Butter first met Jelly.....but they've been
stuck together ever since! (Get it? Peanut butter,
jelly, stuck together, you know.)
       So celebrate my friends. Husbands take your
wife out for a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich
this evening. That's bound to impress her.....I
think.
        Hope you're not "spread too thin" and that
all your NEWS is good!