WHAT'S UP DOC?

THURSDAY, JUNE 11TH., 2020
          WHAT'S UP DOC?

  My wife and I had our regular
quarterly visit with our doctor
yesterday. There's one part of
the appointment that always
has me a little on edge and it
happens right off the bat. Before
we our escorted into the exam
room the nurse takes us over to
a scale to check our weight.
It's obviously not as good as our
bathroom scale which displays
much lower numbers. Sometimes
I forget about that weigh in and
I'm forced to take action fast!
It's OK in the winter. I can hide
my wallet, loose change, cell
phone, keys,and anything else in
my coat pockets. But it was
near 90 yesterday and I didn't
have a coat so all of those things
got weighed with me! And my
sneakers too! Women have it
much easier. They carry all those
heavy things in a purse which, by
the way, they do not hold while
they're on the scale! Think I'm
going to have to get one of those,
or demand a recount! 
   Hope you're all well, and that
all your NEWS is good!