MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2nd, 2020
IF I AM ELECTED...
TOMORROW IS ELECTION DAY BUT MY
WIFE AND I HAVE ALREADY VOTED.
THANKS TO THE PANDEMIC VOTING BY
MAIL HAS BECOME AN OPTION THAT
MANY OF US APPRECIATE.
HERE IN THE U.S.A. VOTING IS A
RIGHT AND A PRIVILEGE.
BUT IN MANY OTHER COUNTRIES IT'S
ALSO A REQUIREMENT! AUSTRALIANS
WHO DON'T VOTE FACE FINES THAT
MORE THAN DOUBLE AFTER THE FIRST\
OFFENSE. IF YOU MISS 4 ELECTIONS
IN BELGIUM YOU FORFEIT YOUR RIGHT
TO VOTE FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS!
AS FAR AS OUR SYSTEM GOES, WHETHER
IT'S IN PERSON OR BY MAIL, YOU'VE
GOT TO BELIEVE WE'RE BETTER OFF
THAN GAMBIA WHERE VOTERS DROP
MARBLES INTO METAL DRUMS ADORNED
WITH PICTURES OF THE CANDIDATES.
WITH ALL THE VOTING CONSPIRACY
THEORIES I'VE HEARD AROUND HERE
THAT SYSTEM WOULD SURLY RESULT IN
SOMEBODY LOSING ALL THEIR MARBLES!
WELL HOPE YOU REMEMBER TO VOTE IF
YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY AND PLEASE
REMEMBER A WRITE IN FOR ME WILL
GET YOU NOWHERE! HOPE YOU'RE WELL
AND THAT ALL YOUR NEWS IS GOOD!
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