Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Build A Better Mouse Trap......

       WEDNESDAY, JULY 22ND

 BUILD A BETTER MOUSE TRAP.....

     You've all heard the old saying.
"Build a better mousetrap and the world
will beat a path to your door." It has been
attributed to Ralph Waldo Emerson in
the late nineteenth century. And a lot of
people have apparently taken old Ralph's
advice!
     We detected signs that a mouse had
been visiting us recently. So I set out to
get the most modern mouse trap I could
find.
    The selection was most impressive!
These days you can even buy an electronic
unit that, according to the advertisement,
keeps mice away! And speaking of
"keeping mice," there was a large
selection of huge sticky pads that are
suppose to trap mice where they step
on them.
     But here's the thing. I don't want to
capture mice! I have no interest or intent
on training a new "Mr. Jingles" for
"Mouseville." I'm more interested in
Capital punishment! How quick we
forget to brought us The Plague! So
my arsenal includes several traps
designed long before anyone improved
on the idea!
    Hope we don't use up too much of
our good cheese on these things...and
that all your NEWS is good!
    (UPDATE....This one won't plague
us anymore!!!!!!)







     
    

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