THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE AIR!
Have you ever driven over or near
a spot where a skunk recently died?
Ever think of just stopping your car
there and just hanging around? I'm
thinking your answer may be "No!"
Well sometime late Thursday
night or very early Friday morning
a cat and a skunk, or possibly two
skunks got in a serious disagreement
and the result was very evident.....if
you catch my drift.
My problem involves the fact that
their match was held in an arena that
is located somewhere under my house!
It quickly became clear, if I dare
use the term "clear" in this essay, that
if the "weapon" used by this polecat
had been employed by our forces during
any of our military involvements, the
enemy would have gladly surrendered
immediately!
With temperatures approaching
record lows our ability to air things
out is somewhat limited. But, between
an occasional open window and a full
bottle of Febreze, we seem to be holding
our own for the time being. Either that
or we've just grown tolerant of the
stench. I know door-to-door salesmen
won't be a problem for awhile!
Our neighbor has a bit of expertise
in this field and is preparing a trap in
an attempt to catch Pepi-le-pew as he
steps out for his evening stroll.
Hope it's before his next title match
and that all your NEWS is good!
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