Monday, July 3, 2017

SUNNY SIDE UP!


      TUESDAY, JULY 4TH., 2017
            SUNNY SIDE UP!


    Well it's July 4th everybody. And there's
plenty of reason to celebrate!
     It is, of course, Independence Day!
     It's also son-in-law Josh Boub's
Birthday (the real reason for all those
fireworks!).
     I knew about both of those big
observances, But there's another I just
heard about.
     It seems that July 4th is "Sidewalk
Egg Frying Day."
     Proponents of this not so well known
"holiday" say the excessive heat often
found at this time of the year makes for
perfect sidewalk egg frying. We've
certainly all heard people say "it's hot
enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk."
      Almost seems a shame so many
people will be wasting their time
starting up grills for hamburgers and
hot dogs!
       So if you're sweltering in
Independence day heat, lite the
fireworks in the yard, put the flag
on the porch, and crack a couple
Grade A's on the sidewalk!
        Hope you remember the toast
and that all your NEWS is good!




    



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